Safety Humour - Career Limiting Moves

SafetyBase, the web based safety systemThis page is devoted to that horrible moment when you put your head in your hands, see your whole life flash past and say 'What the heck is my boss /wife/partner/valued client/panel beater going to say?'.

As with all similar pages, contributions are needed. Send us your photos or stories. For this page, the key is embarrassment, loss of face and the wish to have a hole open up and swallow you. E-mail Simon

     
"Welcome to MacJack’s drive-in. Please place your order." What was that
creaking noise?
DON’T pull that trigger! I have some good news, sir… Bang!!
And they went and got . . . Honey, I'm home. “No, I’m fine, just fine.” We have concrete evidence.

Thanks to Gordon Anderson and Greg Macdonald for (between them) completing this series.
Click here to see what it's all about and what happened next . . .and next . . .

"I was trying to drain the oil"    
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